my tummy hurts so bad i'm all curved up i feel like a prawn. don't know whether to puke or to shit and the top of my stomach's killing me making weird noises. is it the glass noodles i had for lunch or the apple strudel i just took? help... and i have to do endless crappy projects which will never bring me anywhere. i just want to sleep but i can't due to that backlog of work i gotta do!

it can't be cholera, could it?! my last meal at a bedok hawker centre was on friday night...