today, while talking to me, somebody took two furtive glances at my post-dinner stomach like he couldn't help his eyes because its bloatedness intrigued him on a sub-conscious level. upon noticing, i self-consciously adjusted myself so that i was facing 90 degrees away from him and tried to stand a bit straighter so that it wouldn't be sticking out that prominently. unfortunately, i suddenly realise now that a side view of my stomach may actually make me look pregnant, sadly. i mean, you've all seen my "say hi to" pic - you know how it looks - except i think it's bigger now! i guess it's time to start some targeted exercising again. sigh.