yesterday was great fun. my last paper went okay; i think it was easier than expected, but that doesn't mean i'll do well 'though i won't do too badly either. met up with guanyi, shaowei, xinlian, zhenhao, zhenqi (alphabetical order) and spent much of the time gossiping about whoever was absent. namely yingni's mother. i have to tell people my version of the kaya story before they hear the wrong one from her! shaowei says i write like princess diaries or something--so is that a compliment or an insult? i thought princess diaries is a trashy novel for bimbotic chicks? and how come shaowei reads princess diaries? (but of course, we all know the reason lah.)
according to my big notebook of gossips, three main ones were exchanged yesterday. numbers two and three were old to me, but they were reconfirmed by what prof. moh (el lecturer) would call "independent corroboration". which makes it all the more interesting to me, because hey look i can actually apply what i learn in school to real-life gossip haha! from my point of view, i think the most most most most most exciting thing i learnt yesterday came from *ddrrruuumm rrrooooll* shaowei of course.
know why? because he's damn funny. let's see... minutes before he "broke the news" to us, he started kinda shivering. dunno whether it's from the inability to keep it in anymore or the mere freaking(!!) memory of his hot news. *laughs to myself quite hysterically* at first i think we still thought that he was shivering out of the sheer happiness of a very cool and handsome darius sitting opposite him. maybe it was that too. but sw just had to wait until we paid up liao and were all prepared to leave the place before he finally decided to blurt out his stuff.
even then, he couldn't really get it out. after a lot of hemming and hawing and "aiyah 怎样讲"s (did he say that?) and wiping at the forehead (although he was supposedly freezing) and all, he finally got only the gist of it out. and even then, it was full of "aiyah 很奇怪 leh" "aiyah 好像不对 leh" (or something like that)--almost didn't catch what he was trying to say at all. somemore he kept on trembling. at first. i think he couldn't stop his teeth from chattering for a while. then a while later, as the story progressed, he couldn't stop sweating and he seriously looked damn hot and bothered lah. i think somebody (xl?) said even the tip of his ears were red. whatever it was, basically he was just 忽冷忽热-ing the whole time lah. this is so damn mean, but it was so bloody amusing!
hot gossip number one (that's the sw gossip, and by the way, sw stands for shaowei, not me, i'm sb!) was a learning experience for me (because i applied it to myself). i think i learnt a few big 道理s of life. (you know i mean this tongue-in-cheek!) but cannot say here, just in case, well, i don't know... anything could happen, haha! wah, it's really hard to write about something so darn exciting and still not be able to talk explicitly about it leh. but of course, i could be a master at that, eh heh heh. i'm just so glad for dar and sw that they're such a great couple now and dar is such a patient shopper who'll get sw anything he wants but 自己舍不得 pay for. seriously, to have darius in his hands makes shaomei the luckiest guy in the whole wide world okay. damn jealous! a darius in hand is worth TWO in a bush (or anywhere else for that matter)! (does that make sense? *grin*)
imo, the coolest thing about zhenhao is still the same old way he somehow manages to get so darn excited over (1) suddenly hushed tones, (2) "eh 跟你讲一个东西" and then later you change your mind, (3) "eh 等一下跟你讲一个东西" and then watch him wait impatiently or pester you for "等一下" to come. although, come to think of it, maybe guanyi is actually the most (secretly) 八卦 of them all. my reason for coming to this (probably quite robust) conclusion is because while zhenhao is busy pestering us with his frustrated streams of abuse (such as "dabian" and "pigu", so childish hor), guanyi is secretly absorbing everything and at some opportune time, he'll come up with an "okay, let's not wait for shaowei anymore, let's START". if you actually counted, i think he told us to "start" at least three times in shaowei's absence. but of course, me being the best squadmate ever, made them all wait until sw's return... although he already knew about it (wahahaha!), just so to prolong their misery.
okay, looks like i have a long draggy account of what happened yesterday liao. so now time for the random pics... first up, you'll see zq with her very handsome thick eyebrows and sour plum drink (because she spent too many nights sleeping over at the studio and getting up to no good that she felt like puking). the only interesting thing about the zq photo is that her head is blocking this angmoh woman who (according to xl) kept on zao-genging while trying on shoes (but i missed seeing that, unfortunately). next up is guanyi... who is very shuai, but photos and cams never do him justice. actually i told him to pose and he gave a damn stunning smile... then just as i was clicking the button, for some reason only known to him his 嘴巴 suddenly 歪掉 hiak hiak. but still turned out quite shuai lah hor. number three is xl's very nice side profile and darius looking like... i dunno, dabian? xl has a "我很委屈, i can't stand stupid zhenhao" face... that must be because of her great fall in standing (presumably after sw came along bah). the last picture, i think, is the best shot--it could be (1) zhenhao's "omg i can't wait to hear the bloody gossip" face, (2) "i'm so ugly i wanna slap myself", or (3) (come up with your own interpretation).
there are obviously two people missing from the pics. (1) me, because i'm the photographer mah. and it's my cam (i.e. phone), i can do whatever i want. (2) shaowei. because, while pics and cams don't do guanyi's good looks justice, shaowei just doesn't do pics and cams justice. HAHAHAHA. that is damn mean. i still need favours (read: documents) from him. okay lah, it's really because shaowei is so so so so damn bloody hot until i scared if i put up his pic, his woes will be greatly increased. so no pics. hehe.
by the way, shaowei, for your sake, i went home and helped you google up the song lyrics i was telling you about--remember, the 家事 show that me and zhenhao acted in? (hiak hiak!) knowing that this is the song that zhenhao sang in the show should make you really happy and wanna use it too. the title is apparently called "应该和谁相爱". this is also yingni's favourite song. (wahahahahahaha!) you must really thank me for posting the lyrics here... my blog is always the place to post objectionable, mushy, ridiculous, embarrassing lyrics. use one of these lines tonight okay? :D
okay, last paragraph. 岁月不留人. 转眼间已经十年了. (sounds so chinese compo, right?!) XINLIAN HAS A QUESTION TO ASK ALL OF YOU. (if you so happened to chance by this place.) seriously speaking, we (err, me) only meet like a couple of times a year or so. everytime i set off for one of these meet-ups, i'd have forgotten how absolutely fun the last time was. but everytime at the end of it all, i'll be like utterly amazed that we still have that kind of dunnowhatyou'dcallit 默契 or something and we can still laugh at those almost-ten-year-old jokes and crappy shit. and if you don't turn up, you get gossiped about. so that's the rule. :)