okay, i have a joke -- you know, zhou jie lun's hit song for his latest album, 七里香? at some part of the song, the lyrics go like this: "我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴"

and i misheard it as this: "我此刻却只想 强 吻你倔强的嘴" and i thought, oh my gosh, i can't believe it, this guy is a potential rapist!